There are a million stories in the Naked City...

And this is one of them:

From the files of the Ann Arbor Police Department:
Nov. 3rd, 2004 10:58 pm Fraudulent activities @ SOUTH QUADRANGLE -- 600 MADISON

3 Nov 2004 22:58:03 EST, Caller advised he received an email asking him to verify his credit card information. He did so and today his credit card company advised him of an unauthorized cash advance.

600 MADISON

(cad #43080180, Incident Report #04-004332)

Ann Arbor is said to have one of the highest per capita IQs in the country. Or that's what they say, at least. Duh.