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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

The script kiddies are getting ballsy

I get an above number of spam emails compared to most people I know.  Most of them are taken care of by filters I've set up.  I've seen more than my share of ads for mortgage refinancing, Viagra and Cialis offers, stock tips, online casinos, and on and on.  I also get scams which look like they come from legitimate sources.  The kind where "The Citi" has noticed that your accounts are being used in a suspicious manner and would you kindly enter your account information here (including the all-important check digit on the back) so they can verify that you are you and make sure that everything is cool with your credit card.  At least until they get to your account themselves, after which you'll get a phone call from the *real* Citibank who will then proceed to tell you that someone's been using your account to buy Viagra and Cialis online and buying into online casinos. 

Today I got an interesting one pretending to be from eBay.  It was an obvious scam email, if only for the fact that it wasn't actually addressed directly to me.  I'm sure I was part of a large bcc group.  It had the usual bad grammar and formatting -- the grammar was bad in the "I'm 15 years old and hacking together a scam; I don't have time to pay attention in English class" way.  Not the grammar that's used by people for whom English is not a first (or second) language.  Allow me to share:

  WE have been trying to get members to update there accounts Your account has been Flagged as not updated. 

Protecting the security of your eBay auction account is our primary concern, and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.Comments are welcomed!

In order to update your account information, you need to complete the following !  If not, your account may Be CLOSED and errors may occur without notification If you have gotten this before you Must of failed to complete ALL FEILDS! 

Stunning, isn't it? 

But it's what information they ask you for that's the ballsy part:

User ID
Password
Account type Seller Buyer
First Name
M.I.
Last Name
email
email password
address
city
state
phone
zip code
Card Number
Expiration Date
social Security Number
Atm Pin
Date Of Birth
Mothers Maiden Name
Drivers lisence number
Bank Account#
Routing #

Wow.  They sure do want to make sure you are who you say you are.  I'm sure that when they send this out again, with improvements, they'll also ask for a DNA sample and fingerprints.

Well, I filled it out just for fun.  Stuff like George W. Bush, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C., etc.  Shucks.  The email account is shut off.  I wonder if that means eBay is having a problem with their email servers?  The email return address,  something3434 @ yahoo.com is unknown to the intermediate mail gateway now, so I'm sure it's been shut off.

I'll tell ya.  Kids these days.  If they put as much effort into video games as they did hacking, we'd be up to Final Fantasy XX now, instead of just X.  They still wouldn't be able to read or write but they'd be off the internet and on the video game consoles.

Monday, July 19, 2004

Jail is just like camping, only not!!

"I could do it. I'm a really good camper. I can sleep on the ground. There are many, many good people who have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela"
--Martha Stewart, in an ABC News interview, saying she could handle prison.

 
See, now that's funny.  Marvelous Martha has no clue what's coming down the pike for her.  She's going into a work camp and thinks it's summer camp.  I'm sure that the class of criminal she will be incarcerated alongside will be something less than serial killer-level but there's still going to be a struggle for power, just like there is in every enclosed environment.  Humans are pack animals, with hierarchical structure.  We're more sophisticated than wolves, in that we plot and plan and backstab our way to the top.  Wolves just fight.  Strongest wins.  Maybe they're the sophisticated ones.
 
Anway, Martha's in for a whole lot of "fun" if she thinks it's gonna be a camping adventure. 

Monday, July 12, 2004

Top 100 movies...

Blatently stolen from celtie.

IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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Rank

Movie

Didn't See It/
Started It/
Finished It/
Hated It!

1

Godfather, The (1972)

Finished It

2

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Finished It

3

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

Finished It

4

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)

Finished It

5

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Finished It

6

Casablanca (1942)

7

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)

Finished It

8

Schindler's List (1993)

Finished It

9

Shichinin no samurai (1954)

10

Star Wars (1977)

Finished It

11

Citizen Kane (1941)

Finished It

12

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Finished It

13

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Finished It

14

Rear Window (1954)

15

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Finished It

16

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Finished It

17

Memento (2000)

18

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Finished It

19

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Finished It

20

North by Northwest (1959)

Finished It

21

12 Angry Men (1957)

Finished It

22

Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)

23

Psycho (1960)

24

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

25

Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966)

26

Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)

Finished It

27

It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

Finished It

28

Goodfellas (1990)

Started It

29

American Beauty (1999)

30

Vertigo (1958)

Finished It

31

Sunset Blvd. (1950)

32

Matrix, The (1999)

Finished It

33

Apocalypse Now (1979)

Finished It

34

Pianist, The (2002)

35

To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

36

C'era una volta il West (1968)

37

Some Like It Hot (1959)

38

Third Man, The (1949)

39

Taxi Driver (1976)

40

Paths of Glory (1957)

41

Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)

42

Fight Club (1999)

43

Boot, Das (1981)

44

Double Indemnity (1944)

45

L.A. Confidential (1997)

46

Chinatown (1974)

47

Singin' in the Rain (1952)

Finished It

48

Maltese Falcon, The (1941)

49

M (1931)

50

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

51

Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)

Finished It

52

All About Eve (1950)

53

Se7en (1995)

Finished It

54

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Finished It

55

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Finished It

56

Cidade de Deus (2002)

57

Raging Bull (1980)

58

Rashômon (1950)

59

Wizard of Oz, The (1939)

Finished It

60

Sting, The (1973)

Finished It

61

Alien (1979)

Finished It

62

American History X (1998)

63

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

64

Léon (1994)

65

Vita è bella, La (1997)

66

Touch of Evil (1958)

67

Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)

68

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Finished It

69

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)

Finished It

70

Great Escape, The (1963)

71

Wo hu cang long (2000)

72

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Finished It

73

Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Finished It

74

Amadeus (1984)

75

Modern Times (1936)

Started It

76

Ran (1985)

77

Annie Hall (1977)

78

Jaws (1975)

Finished It

79

On the Waterfront (1954)

80

Braveheart (1995)

Finished It

81

High Noon (1952)

82

Apartment, The (1960)

83

Fargo (1996)

Finished It

84

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Finished It

85

Aliens (1986)

Finished It

86

Shining, The (1980)

Finished It

87

Strangers on a Train (1951)

88

Blade Runner (1982)

Finished It

89

Metropolis (1927)

90

Duck Soup (1933)

Finished It

91

Finding Nemo (2003)

Started It

92

Donnie Darko (2001)

93

General, The (1927)

94

City Lights (1931)

95

Princess Bride, The (1987)

Finished It

96

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Finished It

97

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Finished It

98

Great Dictator, The (1940)

99

Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)

100

Lola rennt (1998)


Which movies have you seen?

Friday, July 09, 2004

Key Bush Military Service Files Destroyed

http://snipurl.com/7n0d

"This whole thing was inadvertent. It happened a long time ago at a files storage site in Denver," a senior defense official, who asked not to be identified, said.


How convenient. The things that happen to this administration just continue to amaze and stun me.

"We're only missing those files which are guaranteed to clear (or convict) the President. Shucks and darn. Sorry about that; that pesky film just crumbled."

Friday, July 02, 2004

20 Questions to a Better Personality

Ganked from Eric's blog:


You are a WRDF--Wacky Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a hacker. Your thirst for knowledge can be damaging to your possessions--you like to take things apart, even if you then forget to put them back together. You demand respect and, no matter how much you are respected, seldom feel it is adequate. You are tenacious, and will stick to a task long after weaker minds have given it up.

Socially, you are awkward, and get into arguments and make people uncomfortable. One recommends counting to ten, holding back comments unless warranted, and listening more than speaking. Still, your no-holds-barred approach to socialization can be strangely endearing, as long as you are funny and self-deprecating.

You feel misunderstood, and you probably are.

Find out what your better personality is by going here.